As we’ve discussed, Mingo likes this one particular spot in the bathroom.
This morning I hung my sarong pants in the bathroom to steam out the wrinkles. This did not dissuade Mingo.
As we’ve discussed, Mingo likes this one particular spot in the bathroom.
This morning I hung my sarong pants in the bathroom to steam out the wrinkles. This did not dissuade Mingo.
Your results:
You are Timothy Dalton
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A more realistic, gritty and angry James Bond. Suave but serious. |
My most popular lecture was on Gardnerian Wicca. Because there had been some controversy in Brazil’s Wiccan community on that very subject, people were eager to hear what I had to say. The organizers put me in the big main room for that one, and I’m sure I had over a hundred attendees.
In that big room, we used a microphone, and since we had only one, we handed it back and forth. Which was a pain in the ass. (Next year, Claudiney, two mikes!)
Not surprisingly, we spent some time discussing the issue of fraudulent claims. I talked about how Gardnerians network and know one another and how rare it is for someone no one knows to be a true Gardnerian. Nonetheless, people try to establish claims based on unknown or unavailable connections. ‘For example,’ I said, ‘Within a month of Doreen Valiente’s death, there were at least 4 or 5 people who emerged from nowhere to claim initiation by her.’
I handed the mike to Lulu, who translated and handed it back.
At this point, I was about to say “What a surprise” when I realized I knew that phrase in Portuguese.
“Que supresa” I said dryly.
I got the biggest laugh of the day and a huge round of applause.