Back in 1998 I visited Australia for a month (Queensland to be precise). We visited a zoo, and this particular zoo had all the pervy animals in the country all gathered together.
I still don’t like to talk about the sexual assault by the emu. I mean, I know it’s just a big bird, but it was a big bird that made inappropriate advances upon my person.
Then there was the horny kangaroo, who did not assault me, but chased the rooey ladies about the enclosure, as a result of which “horse” is no longer the word I think of to complete the phrase “hung like a…” Golly.
But I know my audience. You all want to hear about the lesbian peahen.
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