In support of the writer’s strike, here are things that were written:
1. So, young woman, the way forward is sometimes the way back.
Solved by Evn (comment #3).
2. Dames are put on this earth to weaken us, drain our energy, laugh at us when they see us naked.
Solved by Barbs (comment #21).
3. Merry Christmas, sorry I fucked you over.
Solved by George (comment #19).
4. Congratulations to you and Peter. I’m glad you taught me to speak so I could say that.
Solved by Melville (comment #1).
5. You must excuse me, gentlemen, not being English, I sometimes find your sense of humor rather difficult to follow!
Solved by Barbs (comment #22).
6. From where I sat it looked as though you were conjugating some irregular verbs.
Solved by TomHilton (comment #14).
7. I’ve got a degree in ass wiggling, mate.
Solved by Evn (comment #2).
