Archive for January 17, 2007

Fun With Language: Golden Globes Edition

In watching the Golden Globes on Monday, I was briefly torn over the nomination for Best Actor in a Television Drama. Hugh Laurie and Patrick Dempsey are two of the best actors on TV, and star in my two favorite shows. But Hugh Laurie’s acceptance speech was so delightful and witty that it smoothed all inner conflict.

And all I can say is, I cannot wait until I have the opportunity to compliment someone by telling them

They smell of fresh mown grass.

I do hope I remember to use the British accent when I say “grass.”

Tuesday Trivia Time: 1/16

Use the description or scene to identify the movie.

1. Her older sister makes the father of her illegitimate child sleep in the barn…and she joins him there.
Hint: A period piece set in Ireland.
Solved by Maurinsky.

2. He’s a writer who asks a coat check girl to explain the plot of a novel to him.
Solved by Melville.

3. The women in this movie are a bored yachtswoman, a pipeline worker, a concert cellist, and an executive secretary.
Hint: A wild ride with the Mujahadeen.
Solved by George.

4. When the owners of the loft arrive, he is wearing his own underwear on his head.
Hint: He’s an Englishman who also speaks Russian.
Solved by Ken.

5. A dream disguises the name of a New York nightclub.
Hint: The dream sequence is the most celebrated part of this classic film by a renowned director.
Solved by George.

6. Despite her mother’s urging, she doesn’t want to learn how to make aloo gobi.
Solved by Amy.

7. He meets his girlfriend when he hides behind her legs under her retail counter at Bloomingdale’s.
Solved by Melville.

What Not to Wear: Part Two

Okay, part one was negative, and got a surprisingly strong reaction. You must have noticed, though, that despite my negativity, I’m watching the thing.

The phrase that comes to mind for me when enjoying What Not to Wear is “it takes a village.”

It is not news that we live in an increasingly isolated culture. Extended families have given way to nuclear families. Americans socialize in local groups less and less. We have less dependency on social networks like church groups, fraternal organizations, scouting, and on and on. All of these things—family, church, clubs—constituted the “village” that allowed us to be nurtured in diverse ways.

Suppose you grew up in the 1930s and Mom didn’t know how to cook. You could still learn how to cook from Grandma or Auntie or from your next-door neighbor. But now Grandma and Auntie don’t live with you and you probably don’t even know your next-door neighbor. So if Mom and Dad can’t cook, you can’t cook. Or, you watch Rachael Ray.

So with What Not to Wear, you’re learning things you might have learned from your extended network, if people still had those. And in a way, it’s disheartening, that people walk through life clueless, without a lot of the basic information they should have, and it takes a TV show to straighten them out.

Now, I am definitely a person that has picked up information slowly and been clueless about things. So I have plenty to learn in life that I might have or should have or didn’t learn from a “village.” So this show, and shows like it, are surely helpful and interesting. Plus, shopping, colors, sarcasm—all fun. I like the show in those ways. But it does seem like WNtW fills a gap that shouldn’t need filling, rather than merely being entertaining or generally educational.

Monday Movie Review: The Illusionist

The Illusionist (2006) 7/10Eisenheim the Illusionist (Ed Norton) was once a young peasant named Edward in turn-of-the-century Vienna. A chance meeting with a young Duchess (Jessica Biel) was the beginning of a forbidden childhood friendship. Torn apart as children, they meet again as adults when Eisenheim performs his illusions before the Duchess’s fiancé, Crown Prince Leopold (Rufus Sewell). Now the Prince has the Chief Inspector (Paul Giamatti) investigating Eisenheim for reasons unknown.

The Illusionist is one of those films bound to disappoint because it staggers under the weight of its own buzz. It’s a good movie; a bit slow, a bit clunky, a bit self-important, but lovely to look at and with yet another bravura Norton performance. Giamatti is also receiving much praise for a performance that reminds me of Keifer Sutherland’s bizarre turn in Dark City.

The buzz would have you believe that the illusions of the title are all a metaphor for life. Or love. Or something. But actually, they’re just stage trickery. The film’s intention appears to be to integrate the illusion of films themselves with the illusion of audience hopes with the illusions created on stage. But this is pretty ambitious, and it doesn’t quite get there.

When people ask me what I thought of The Illusionist, I generally start with “Ed Norton was amazing” and the reaction is generally “Yeah, so?” Ed Norton has already had a career of such virtuosity that one shrugs off the brilliant performance and asks about the movie. Yet, in the months since I’ve seen the film, Norton’s performance haunts me. I’ve just about forgotten Sewell’s unforgiveable scene-chewing, and Biel’s merely adequate effort, but I can close my eyes and see the sorrow and anger in Norton’s eyes like I’m sitting in the theater. I’m inclined to say it’s worth seeing the film for the performance.

I should also add that Arthur loved the movie. Being sixteen, he’s a less jaded viewer than I, but he’s not an uncritical one. He views films fairly thoughtfully and I respect his opinion.

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Sunday Meditation: Focus

Today I’m thinking about focus; mental clarity; concentration. Certainly a weak area for me, I tend to be forgetful, kinda ditzy. I concentrate best when I’m juggling two or three thoughts. Which drives Arthur crazy, because he can only focus on one thing at a time.

In meditation, we try to focus on a single thought. Meditate on a tree. Meditate on a mandala. Meditate on darkness. Meditate on Lakshmi. And in the process of meditation, we discover how unfocused our minds truly are, how we get pulled into distractions and down random paths; how undisciplined and chaotic our thought processes can be.

So today I’m visualizing a meditation on concentration itself.

If you like, burn sage or rosemary (or inhale fresh rosemary). Both herbs sharpen the mind.

Ground and center.

Think about work you have to do that requires focus. Hold an image of that work in your mind. See yourself doing the work. Perhaps you need to write, or to balance your bank accounts, or organize your closet. See the work getting done.

See yourself completing the task. Visualize it through—from beginning to end. Observe yourself focusing on this work. If you like, go back to the beginning and see it through again.

Now acknowledge yourself for completing this work. Perhaps you felt distracted. Perhaps, during the course of visualizing, your mind wandered away. Notice also that it came back, that despite whatever wandering or distraction you experienced, you made it to the end. Allow yourself to enjoy the pleasure of a completed task, and notice that this is focus. This is accomplishment.

Stay with that feeling, of accomplishment, and notice it required focus in order to have that feeling.

The tide is turning

The MSM is still staunchly conservative. Not a single network reported on the Democratic response to Bush’s speech Wednesday night.

Yet last night, while channel surfing, I saw extensive coverage of an anti-war protest in New York on one of the local stations. It was a lot more than the typical blip, it included a lot of respectful film (no crazies), signs, mothers of soldiers, and also mentioned the large number of protests going on nationwide.

This is the first time I’ve seen neutral-to-positive reporting of anti-war protests on a mainstream news show.

Friday Catblogging: Box

Mama gets a new chair, Mingo gets a new chair box
Cat-in-the-Box

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Death of a Friend

Robert Anton Wilson died today. In some ways, he was a great man. In others, a funny old coot. He was sweet and brilliant, with a breathtaking voice that belied its Brooklyn origin. I would happily have listened to Bob recite the phone book.

He stayed with us once for several days. A superb houseguest despite the fact that I was very, very pregnant and he was a smoker. Bob was a good and kind soul and a prolific author. Here’s a quote from his bio:

Robert Anton Wilson is the coauthor, with Robert Shea, of the underground classic The Illuminatus! Trilogy , which won the 1986 Prometheus Hall of Fame Award. His other writings include Schrodinger’s Cat Trilogy, called “the most scientific of all science fiction novels,” by New Scientist, and several nonfiction works of Futurist psychology and guerilla ontology, such as Prometheus Rising and The New Inquisition. Wilson, who sees himself as a Futurist, author, and stand-up comic, regularly gives seminars at Eslan and other New Age centers. Wilson has made both a comedy record (Secrets of Power) and a punk rock record (The Chocolate Biscuit Conspiracy), and his play Wilhelm Reich in Hell was performed at the Edmund Burke Theatre in Dublin, Ireland. His novel Illuminatus! was adapted as a 10-hour science fiction rock epic and performed under the patronage of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II at Great Britain’s National Theatre, where Wilson appeared briefly on stage in a special cameo role. Robert Anton Wilson is also a former editor at Playboy magazine.

He’ll be missed. Hope he enjoys the dead thing.

Answers for Tuesday Trivia of 1/9

Answers below the fold.
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What Not to Wear: Part One

Over the holidays, I watched a What Not to Wear marathon. While the show is totally addictive, the functioning part of my brain had mixed reactions. I’ll get into the negative today and later address the positive.

Makeover shows sell a promise of personal transformation. They are all product placement shows (sometimes more obviously than others), and they are all interested in telling you to buy, buy, buy. A bald message of consumerism works—QVC is popular, and plenty of people sit around watching infomercials as if they were real talk shows. But makeover shows tell you that it’s not consumerism, it’s self-improvement.

I watch these people—the makeover recipients—talk about how they’re changing themselves, how they feel more confident, how changing the outside works to change the inside. I watch the stylists teach people who hate their bodies to dress in a way that accentuates their bodies’ beauty, and show them how wonderful their bodies can be. And all of this is so very, very persuasive.

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