Archive for June 5, 2007

Book Expo

Saturday I attended Book Expo America, the publishing industry event of the year. Last time I attended was 2002.

It was a great opportunity for me. I had time to spend with all three of my publishers. I also spent time with two of my former publicists who are now working elsewhere; it was good to renew those relationships. I ran into Kenaz Filan, whom I know from FSG; he’s just written The Haitian Vodou Handbook, and I was delighted to get an autographed copy.

It feels good to schmooze the industry, y’know? What are publishers publishing? Who’s talking about what? Get a feel for things. And the people who know me; it’s good for them to put a face on the emails. Promotes good relationships.

But the thing is, you walk your FEET OFF. The Jacob Javits Center is five blocks long, and I walked from the entrance at 37th Street to Sterling & Ross near 39th street, all the way to Weiser near 34th Street, and back, and then did the entire circuit again. I think I walked more than 30 blocks all told, much of it toting, well, totebags. Full of books. Books are heavy. I want to go to a Feather Convention next. And tote totebags of free autographed feathers. Because ow. My arms my neck my feet.

Still, it was great.

Oh, and I met Voltaire. About whom I know absolutely nothing, except that Arthur is crazy about him and can’t shut up about him. And you’d think I’d know something, what with all the not shutting up, but I don’t. So I said “My son is a huge fan” and he said, “Great! Let me give you autographed free stuff for him!” and I called Arthur and said “I’m talking to Voltaire!” and Voltaire grabbed the phone and Arthur chewed his ear off and he is now the happiest offspring ever.

Tuesday Trivia: All Westerns

1. With a place name as a title, this Western has two male stars who have both played heroes in major film franchises.
Half credit to Melville (comment #9)
HINT: This is a 2006 movie, and one of the franchises is James Bond.
Not actually solved by George (comment #17).
Ultimately solved by George (comment #19).

2. One of the stars of this multi-generational Western was best known for musicals, and even though the movie isn’t a musical, she does manage to squeeze a song and dance routine in.
Solved by witless chum (comment #11).

3. The hero refuses to be publically hazed by riding “Old Thunder,” but then rides him privately.
Solved by Melville (comment #9).

4. Man 1: “What did you say your name was again?”
Man 2: “I didn’t.”
Man 1: “No. I guess you didn’t at that, did you?”
Solved by Melville (comment #9).

5. A woman gives birth on a journey to her husband, aided by an alcoholic doctor and a whore.
Solved by George (comment #3).

6. Man 1: “You call that a name?”
Man 2: “Care to try and change it?”
HINT: The name in question is the title of the film, but the real star is the woman he loves.
Solved by George (comment #16).
7. This “dark Western” features Rock Hudson as an Indian.
Solved by George (comment #3).