I was at a noisy party, and my friend Mary was on one side of me, while Joyce was on the other, and we started talking about what fantastic hair Joyce has. And I dunno, I ended up touching her hair and saying “Wow, you really have a lot of hair!” And Joyce said “Yeah, my tub drain hates me.”
And Mary said “What!?”
And I repeated it to Mary, and she said “Oh! I thought you said your tangerine hates you, and I couldn’t figure that out.”
And Joyce said “My tangerine hates me, too.”
