1. I was surprised to learn that lesbians accessorized.
Solved by Andygrrrl (comment #2).
2. And I’m thinking, Christ, I got 45 minutes to show this guy how loving, smart, supportive, funny, independent, and sexy I am. And all I can really think about is how I’d rather be sitting home watching the baseball game.
HINT: The actress speaking this line is better known as part of a group of singing siblings.
Solved by Daven.
3. Is the colonel’s underwear a matter of national security?
Solved by Daven (comment #6).
4. Hey look, Mister, we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don’t need any characters around to give the joint atmosphere.
Solved by Hazel (comment #1).
5. You know me. I’m the same as you. It’s two in the morning and I don’t know nobody.
Solved by Ken (comment #4).
6. My voice is raised in emphasis. It’s a perfectly legitimate use of volume.
HINT: Opened in Chicago with a role played by Christopher Walken; that role was taken over by Ron Silver on Broadway and played by Kevin Spacey in the film. None of them, however, spoke this particular line.
Solved by Melville.
7. You know, there was a man that lived here once that had a prize-fighting kangaroo.
HINT: This haunting and confusing film was originally conceived as a television series.
Solved by Hazel (comment # whatever; I don’t have comment numbers anymore).
