Archive for July 26, 2010

Monday Movie Reviews: The Italian Job (x2)

In both the original and the remake, a master thief is killed, and his final plan carried out. In both cases, and famously, the final caper involves Mini-Coopers going up and down stairs, through tunnels, and other places where only Mini-Coopers can go. Surely the remake was inspired by the re-introduction of the car in question.

The Italian Job (1969) 6/10
Charlie (Michael Caine) was in prison when the failed job took place, leading to the death of his mentor. He is financed through a crime lord, Bridger, who is not at all slowed down by being in prison.

This is a very weird movie. » Read more..

Monday Movie Reviews: Macho Men in Tough Situations

I’m going to be doing some shorter reviews of multiple movies to get myself caught up here; it’s been a long time.

Breaker Morant (1980) 9/10
Harry “Breaker” Morant and two other Australian officers are court-marshaled in an act of scapegoating during the Boer War.

This true story of honorable behavior in insane circumstances is told without sentiment; harsh, rough, and compelling. If you know Edward Woodward best as the weaselly cop from The Wicker Man, his dignity and strength here may surprise you.

The Hill (1965) 8/10
During World War II, a military prison is run with the harshest possible discipline and sadistic punishment.

An early Sean Connery attempt to break free of James Bond typecasting, this is a difficult movie to be with. Evil Prison Guard is as macho a story as can be told, so in that way, it’s still an expected Connery movie, but his Joe Roberts is no 007. Director Sidney Lumet does a remarkable job of portraying heat, exhaustion, and the physical effects of abuse.

Apache Trail (1942) 6/10
An Arizona outpost throws people together when the Apaches are on the way.

This is the Stagecoach model of Western—a bunch of people, some good, some bad, some destined for romance, are stuck together because of Indian attack. It’s Western as Lord of the Flies, with everyone revealing themselves as the plot unfolds, and it’s the revelation, not the plot, that’s the point.

It’s a middling movie but entertaining.

An odd sighting

Turns out bathing suits have a lifespan. Who knew? I took my favorite out of the drawer and the elastic made a crackling sound. So, off to the mall, which is the point of this story.

So, I’m walking in the mall with my new, highly overpriced bathing suit, and I see these two identically-dressed men. One of them appeared to be about 50, and white. The other appeared to be mid-30s, and Asian. The white guy had a child with him. The two men were just far enough apart that one could not tell for sure whether they were together or just walking down the same hall at the same time.

Except they were identical. Both short-ish (5’6″ I guess), they were wearing seafoam green polo shirts. White guy was wearing beige shorts. Asian guy was wearing washed-out desert camo shorts that gave the impression of being the same beige. Both were carrying Target bags.

It wasn’t the strangest thing I’ve seen at the mall. But it was odd.

I’m back! I’m back! I’m back!

:::happy dance:::

I hope that Monday Movie Reviews and other posting will resume apace. YAY!