Archive for Deborah Lipp

My television debut

My co-worker Ajay writes a YouTube based sitcom. It is a huge hit, he tells me, with viewers all over the world. It’s also in Malayalam, so when he sent me episode links it’s not like I could tell whether it was well-written. The story is about Indian immigrants in the U.S., so there’s a smattering of English (like, “Okay, fine”).

For many months, Ajay has been offering me guest spots on the show—basically whenever he wants an American. I don’t know if he thinks I’m especially funny or charming, or if he just hits up everyone he knows when he needs guest stars.

So anyway, this weekend we filmed my first episode. I play an American woman married to a Malayali man. I walk up to an Indian gentleman sitting at a park bench and strike up a conversation. I ask where he’s from, he says Kerala, I say “My husband is from Kerala! He’s been trying to teach me Malayalam. I’ve been hoping to meet someone I can practice my language skills with.” Then I greet him in Malayalam and he looks uncomfortable. The camera zooms in on my smiling face. Tune in next time.

We did this outdoors. Often they film in restaurants and cafes, but the week before Thanksgiving, everyone was too busy. It was about 29 degrees out, with a punishing windchill. So naturally I’m walking up to a park bench and fixing my makeup. With gloves on. We were all numb from the cold.

Anyway, so here’s my new career as a sitcom actress. I have no idea what the other characters are about, but I figure that’s good for my character, who doesn’t speak the language; I have purposely not asked for back story for that reason. See? I’m Method.

Actor math all solved!

That was FAST! You guys are too good.

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Tuesday Trivia: Actor math (all solved!)

Let’s see if this works: I’ll describe two characters from two different movies, and then the third movie is one featuring the two actors. Got it?

1. Deranged veteran plus part of an Israeli hit team equals high stakes poker game.
Solved by Trevor J (comment #1) and Hogan (comment #9).

2. “Blondie” plus “Old Lodge Skins” equals a bunch of post-Civil War misfits seeking a homestead.
Solved by Melville (comment #4).

3. A crooked theatrical producer plus a real-life journalist equals a jewel heist gone wrong.
Solved by Tom Hilton (comment #14).

4. An evil Cardinal plus the President of the United States equals future noir.
Solved by Tom Hilton (comment #6).

5. An obsessed fan plus a chauffeur’s reluctant employer equals a Southern restaurant.
Solved by Tom Hilton (comment #7).

6. A femme fatale with a thermal problem plus a screenwriter’s twin equals a high school reunion.
Solved by Trevor J (comment #2).

7. A pirate plus a Philadelphia lawyer equals an obese mom and a mentally retarded brother.
Solved by melissa (comment #3) and Trevor J (comment #5).

Monday Movie Review: Ushpizin

Ushpizin (2004) 8/10
Moshe (Shuli Rand) and Malli (Michal Bat-Sheva Rand) are ultra-Orthodox Jews living in Jerusalem. Moshe is so broke that he cannot afford to prepare for the upcoming holiday of Sukkot. Praying for a miracle, he receives unexpected help. He also receives usphizin, holiday guests, which are considered a blessing, but these particular guests are not what anyone expected.

Shuli Rand was a popular Israeli actor who quit to live a religious life. He came back to acting for this movie only, which he also wrote, and the Israeli Film Academy awarded him with Best Actor for this film. As such, it is respectful of religious life, not gawky, but also not idealistic. The Jews of Moshe’s neighborhood are deeply religious, but also argumentative and judgmental.

Moshe is a guy with a past, and his past is catching up with him. At one time a violent criminal, he longs for redemption. He and Malli also long for children, and the lack of this blessing is seen by them as a failing of faith. When an escaped con from Moshe’s past shows up as a guest, Moshe is confronted by his own weakness, his desire to lie and be rid of these guests, warring within himself (and within his marriage) with his desire for piety and an open, welcoming heart.

The criminal guests are gently comic; they have no understanding of who these religious people are. Which works on several levels, putting the American viewer on equal footing. They continue to shake up the movie, and as much as these guys are jerks, we end up with a certain affection for them. Certainly they bring color to the screen.

Malli is a great character. Rand insisted that his wife be cast in this role, and their natural affection for each other works. She is strong, opinionated, devoted, and funny. I am charmed by seeing a heavier woman in this role, there are two few big women in the movies. It’s especially notable because she is childless; the ghetto for heavy women tends to be Earth Mother.

So what are the themes here? Certainly miracles and prayer are important, escaping the past and living a good life. But I think we’re also talking about anger. Moshe and Malli get angry at these rude, obnoxious guests. Eliyahu (Shaul Mizrahi—nominated for Best Supporting Actor for this film by the Israeli Film Academy) is angry that his old friend has changed. Malli is angry at Moshe, who has deceived her. Their anger is intense, and inevitable, and prevents each of them from doing what they truly wish to do.

I liked the bird’s eye view of an enclave we rarely see in films. I liked these people, their passionate commitment to their lives and their deep feeling, I liked the joyfulness of their faith and the richness of their despair, and I loved their ability to laugh at themselves.

I’m going to quote House

…or paraphrase, anyway:

That feeling of awkwardness is nature’s way of telling us we shouldn’t talk about it.

Cracks my shit up. Totally wrong-headed, but totally perfect.

Mother denied custody because of Wicca

Every time I hear one of these stories, it’s a fresh, new horror.

Did talk of a mother’s (alleged) adherence to Wicca cause her to lose custody of her child? That is the allegation of Andrea Hicks, who said that Chicot County Circuit Judge Robert Vittitow improperly considered her religious views in his ruling.

“In her appeal of Chicot County Circuit Judge Robert Vittitow’s decision, the mother noted Vittitow described Wicca in his opinion letter as ‘a religion, movement, cult or whatever it that may be.’ The judge also wrote that while the mother testified she was only joking when she told the boy’s father that she was involved with Wicca, the ‘court believes she is much more involved than she would lead us to believe.'”

Hicks’ first appeal was denied, even though the two dissenting judges believed that the ruling ‘impermissibly considered’ her faith. You can read the opinions of the judges on the appeal court, here (Andrea Hicks v. Joshua A. Cook). Now, somewhat unsurprisingly, a motion to rehear the appeal has been denied with the same justices dissenting.

I would ask anyone reading this to cross-post it. Widespread attention is one of the few things that helps in cases like this.

Soup of the Day

The other day, my throat was a little sore, so I decided on Boston Market for lunch. Now, if you don’t have Boston Market where you live, let me explain that it’s basically fast comfort food. Nothing is fried. Main courses are roast chicken, meatloaf, and ham. Sides are creamed spinach, mashed potatoes, macs & cheese, stuffing, mixed veggies, and the like. Comfort food. On a cold or clammy day, I love going there.

Now, sometimes they have one soup and sometimes two. They’ll rotate in a special, like most fast food joints. And my throat was sore, so I wanted soup.

I go to the girl and I ask “What’s the soup today?”

She points and says “That one.”

Fail.

Tuesday Trivia: All Solved

That was tough!

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Surveyors are interesting

I work less than a quarter mile from the state line, so there are surveyors. You drive past. They’re measuring and whatever.

Until I worked here, I had seen surveyors maybe twice in my life.

They’re interesting.

Hey I added hints (corrected)

Or, y’know, hint.

Okay, I only saw that one question needed a hint before. That question was solved, but I’ve added a hint for the other unsolved question.