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Tuesday Trivia with fairly obvious hidden theme

Theme solved by Melville (comment #8).

1. Not to be confused with the documentary of the same name, this one has a dream sequence designed by a famous artist.
TIE: Solved by Evn (comment #1) and Tom Hilton (comment #3).

2. “Stay away from boys ’cause they are all disgusting, self-indulgent beasts that pee on bushes and pick their noses.”
Solved by Amy (comment #12).

3. One of the sisters of this Oscar-nominated actor’s character is played by his real-life sister. The actress playing his mother stars in a hugely popular TV show. The actress playing his doctor starred in two different Best Picture nominees.
Solved by Trevor J (comment #2).

4. A soldier with an injured face is brought in to talk with another soldier; his childhood friend.
Solved by Roberta (comment #11).

5. “The next woman takes me on’s gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!”
Solved by maurinsky (comment #4).

6. The director of this film won his first Oscar after six previous nominations.
Solved by maurinsky (comment #5).

7. “He was a white slaver, I know he was. He was wearing one of those white suits, that’s how they advertise.”
Solved by Melville (comment #6).

Monday Movie Review: Ace in the Hole

Ace in the Hole (1951) 10/10
Down on his luck newspaper reporter Charles Tatum (Kirk Douglas) takes a job at an Albuquerque paper. His hope is that some big story will bring him back to the attention of the major urban papers. When a man (Richard Benedict) is trapped in a cave, Tatum sees his big break, but if Mimosa (Benedict) is rescued too soon, Tatum can’t play the story for all it’s worth. Tatum persuades the local sheriff and construction chief to use a slower rescue method while a media circus gathers. Directed by Billy Wilder.

This is a dark, cynical story of corruption and self-interest. It was honestly hard to watch, and yet it was compelling and I can’t fault it in any way. None of the main characters are likeable, certainly not Douglas’s Chuck Tatum, who is a son-of-a-bitch from the opening scene and only gets worse. Jan Sterling as Mimosa’s wife is unpleasant through and through, and yet strangely sympathetic. She doesn’t want to fool anyone or play any games for fame or even fortune, she just wants enough money to get her out of town and away from an unhappy marriage.

The sheriff (Ray Teal, who is painfully familiar from having been in everything ever) is a thoroughly despicable guy. Tatum easily convinces him that appearing heroic to the media will get him re-elected, and of course, good media depends on Tatum. With that little detail handled, Tatum owns the town and the story.

Forgotten in all of this is Leo Mimosa, trapped, pinned, and thoroughly isolated. He seems, from what little we see, like a decent guy; trusting, direct, a veteran, and pathetically trying to be a good husband despite knowing how badly his wife wants out. Of course, Leo matters to know one except his parents; not to Tatum, not to the sheriff, certainly not to the thousands of people who gather and set up camp to participate in the spectacle. Media circuses have only gotten bigger and gaudier, so as dated as this movie might appear in terms of technology and style, it is up-to-the-minute in terms of its opinions and observations about the way media attention buries (hah!) stories it tries to tell.

The actors chosen for this film, except for Douglas, are not stars, and they are not beautiful. The sense of ordinariness is perfect; everything feels present and immediate. This is important in building the sense of claustrophobia; for Leo, trapped in a cave, for Tatum, trapped in the media circus he created, for everyone playing out roles and telling lies. Whenever Tatum walks through the growing crowd into his quiet room, it’s like a breath of air, and the parallel to the trapped Leo is a constant subtext.

Tatum is a bastard, and sometimes he talks too much like a Billy Wilder bastard, all snappy dialogue and hard edges, but he is also thoroughly real. How different is he, truly, from Chris Matthews, or Joe Scarborough, or any of these guys who love the fact that there’s a story more than they care about anything happening inside the story? Tatum wants to write a story, and he wants to sell it, and he wants it to be his ticket back to New York. That Leo grows weaker with each day is secondary. That Lorraine Mimosa wants out is never a consideration at all. It’s all just a story.

Meditations on Mother’s Day

Normally we do guided meditations on Sundays, but I have a different idea for Mother’s Day.

We are “guided” by media and marketing as to exactly what thoughts we’re supposed to have today. But our real thoughts are often more complex. We’re supposed to be loving and grateful and tender. But most of our mothers are not Hallmark mothers. Most, in fact, are human beings.

In thinking about our own mothers, we may indeed feel loving and grateful and tender. We may also feel grief and loss and rage. We may feel abandonment or neglect or longing. We are likely to feel a combination of things, only some of which would make a marketable greeting card.

I remember there was a day I was working out, and I was explaining how my mother could be both maddening and wonderful. The two women I was working out with were really interested in shutting me down, in criticizing me for airing negative thoughts. I was saying how, when my knee was broken, my mother would take me to my doctor’s appointment (because it’s pretty hard to drive in an immobilizer), but she would show up every time in her Mini-Cooper. And every time I would ask her to please bring the Camry instead, because it was a long, slow, painful process to wriggle my way into her tiny car in the immobilizer. But every time she came with the Mini-Cooper. And yet, every time, she came.

The women at the gym were angry with me for being exasperated, when my mom was so great to pick me up in the first place. And it’s surely true that there are plenty of people whose mothers live the same twelve miles away mine does, who’d have to take a cab. I did say she was wonderful and exasperating. Human. Not a Hallmark card. And that wasn’t okay with these ladies, who, it turned out, were grieving the loss of their mothers.

Grief. Exasperation. Love. Anxiety. Self-consciousness. Compassion. Frustration. These are all real feelings. We may have any or all of them. Or others.

I invite you, this Mother’s Day, to explore your honest feelings about your mother, and to permit yourself to have those feelings.

Friday Catblogging: Closeup

Camera. Smells. NUMMY.

Fanty’s closeup

In which I complain about “IQ”

I read on MSN about a dating site for smart people. MSN was uber-sarcastic about it, but I thought it looked cool. Smart people=yum. Smart nerds also=yum. My kinda site.

You have to pass an “IQ” test to join the site, and well, read the letter I sent them:

Dear Sirs/Madams:

I have to complain about your supposed “IQ” test. In your attempt to be “culture-fair” you have eliminated whole categories of intelligence from your test, and you are testing only visual/spatial intelligence.

I am a published author and a former member of Mensa. I have previously tested very high on IQ tests, especially in the areas of linguistic and logical intelligence, neither of which your test addresses, since you avoid the use of language.

I failed your “IQ” test. I realize that writing to complain sounds whiny and self-serving; no one likes failing such a test, and so I considered not writing. But honestly, you are driving away highly verbal people with poor spatial skills (I am left/right impaired, get lost even with my GPS, and cannot for the life of me get a high score on Tetris). It seems like you’re not “IntelligentPeople.com” so much as “VisualPeople.com” or “MapReaders.com.” In terms of finding a life partner, no one really needs to drill down to the spatially intelligent.

I am sorry that I will not be signing up for your service.

Regards,

Deborah Lipp

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. I’ll let you know if I get a response.

Birthday Trivia all solved

As the post title suggests, the theme was birthdays.
Theme solved by Trevor J (comment #16).

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Fun with Tired Language

Me to co-worker: “I wasn’t just tired, I was road trip tired.”

Pause.

Me: “I bet you didn’t know “road trip” was a modifier.”

Co-worker: “It is now. I am definitely going to use that.”

Hints added

Hints for the two remaining trivia questions have been posted.

Tuesday Trivia with fun! hidden! theme!

Theme solved by Trevor J (comment #16).

1. Fireworks in the shape of a dragon make up part of a celebration.
Solved by Trevor J (comment #1).

2. A field full of daisies, and each is unique.
Hint: Presumably, “one of my favorite movies” is not a hint (except to Roberta), so I’ll go with—the birthday being celebrated is an 80th.
Solved by Evn (comment #21).

3. A caged bird turns out to be an ironic present.
Solved by Roberta (comment #5).

4. “I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and speeding.”
Solved by Melville (comment #8).

5. When the first cake isn’t perfect, she throws it out and bakes another.
Solved by Trevor J (comment #10).

6. After washing a bunch of vintage cars, he receives one as a gift.
Solved by Trevor J (comment #2).

7. The little girl’s aunt and uncle insist that she call her mother by her first name instead of “Mommy.”
Hint: Maggie Gyllenhal
Solved by George (comment #25).

Monday Movie Review: Things to Come

Things to Come (1936) 6/10
Science fiction showing one hundred years in one anonymous city (“Everytown”), based on the work of H.G. Wells. The film begins in 1940 when (a fictional) World War II breaks out; war lasts decades, at which point, bombing and germ warfare have devasted civilization. In 1970, Everytown, now a primitive feudal state, is invaded by “Wings Over the World,” a newly-formed world government, ruled by a scientific elite, that has re-started manufacturing and air travel. By 2036, society is a technological utopia.

You will often hear people talk about the times we live in as an ironic age, and about the 1930s and 1940s as being without irony. Things to Come is really a perfect expression of that. It is the least ironic movie ever made. I really wish I’d seen it with a bunch of drunken gays, because it simply longs for camp.

You can see how this movie must have been exciting and startling in 1936, and certainly all of the dialogue about ideas (as opposed to relationships or adventure) is interesting, and must have been kind of thrilling. It opens with an ordinary British family (Everytown is London in thin disguise) discussing the coming war; they discuss whether war is ever necessary, and the cost to culture, medicine, and technology. Sure enough, the pessimist wins out; strategic bombing destroys civilization, a plague devastates what’s left of society, manufacturing ceases, and the streets of Everytown in 1970 strong resemble 1570.

There’s a raw beauty in these scenes, the bombastic “Boss” (Ralph Richardson) is utterly over the top, but the use of cars as horse-drawn carts, and of scraps of old clothes with fur attached as royal robes, is kind of stunning. Then the mighty airman (Raymond Massey) comes. And I do love how, when civilization is rebuilt (in Basra of all places) it’s a priority to make sure clothing is futuristic. I’m looking at the guy and thinking, If I were retooling dormant factories, I’d stick with pre-existing molds for efficiency. But no. Gotta have those jumpsuits. The Boss fights back, with like nothing, so it doesn’t last long, and John Cabal (Massey) informs us that from now on, it’s world government, no religion, and the rule of the Airmen, hurrah. It’s all kind of creepy.

Now there’s a scene of rebuilding. It’s like a love song to manufacturing and technology, about 2 minutes of close-ups of rock-blasting and dye-casting and assembly, all to highly inspirational music. And I thought, these people really love science. Really. Love.

Skip forward to 2036 and everyone is wearing jumpsuits or tunics. And capes. With big-ass shoulder pads. Seriously, I needed to watch this with Chris March. Life is incredibly perfect, except for, you know, the dictatorship. But it’s totally benevolent and good for you and run by scientists. Scientists are high-minded and only make decisions that are for the good of high-minded things. There is nothing wrong with that model.

Anyway, it’s all utopian. No hunger or poverty or bad weather (underground cities!). And they’re just now getting around to shooting a “rocket gun” at the moon. This upsets some people, who think all this progress is just too much. Mankind needs a rest. Progress, progress, progress, it’s so tiring. And seriously, this is the actual argument. I’m not leaving out any of the nuance. But of course, the Luddites lose and the rocket gun launches, causing Raymond Massey (playing his own great-grandson) to give a speech about how cool progress is and how without it, life sucks.