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Respiratory Language Fun

Today I saw a commercial for some sort of medical product, and they said

If you have respiratory problems and are having trouble breathing…

So…there are people with respiratory problems who don’t have trouble breathing?

Inexplicable

Arthur had a doctor’s appointment in Westchester yesterday morning.

So we get in the car and as we start to pull out of the driveway, Arthur says “How come it’s always cold when we go to see Dr. R.?”

He asks me these sorts of inane questions all the time. I mean…what? What?

“Arthur,” I said, “How can that possibly be true? I make these appointments weeks in advance. We go in different seasons and at different times of the day. Oddly enough, it is kind of overcast today. But if by some bizarre coincidence it is true, how could you possibly imagine I’d know why?”

“Well, maybe it has something to do with the how the weather is over there.”

“But Arthur. We’re here now.”

“Oh! We are!”

Answers to Residence Trivia

The only unanswered one was a movie I knew was obscure, but you all knocked ’em out of the park so fast last week, I was determined to make it a little tougher.

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Hint has been added

…to the last remaining clue for Tuesday Trivia.

Pet phrases

People have pet phrases. I have a co-worker who says “At the end of the day” all the damn time. At least once per conversation. So it goes.

I’m friends with a married couple. She says “Bottom line” all the damn time. “I had this discussion with my son. I told him, Bottom line? It’s your responsibility.” She never says “To make a long story short,” or “The thing of it is,” or anything like that. It’s always “Bottom line.”

Her husband says “Fair enough.” If he questions why you did something and you tell him, “Fair enough.” If you discuss plans of any kind, “Fair enough.”

And I think about these two people, how strong and forthright she is, how thoughtful and concerned he is, and I think these phrases aren’t tics, but expressions of their personality.

I wonder: Does everyone’s pet phrase express something unique about them?

Tuesday Trivia: Residences

1. The hero visits his boss’s home, which is a stately manor with a butler and an extensive butterfly collection.
Solved by ArthurLB (comment #10—third try’s the charm).

2. They live on a space ship with flowers and vines painted on the walls of the mess.
Solved by maurinsky (comment #14).

3. First she lives in a lovely English manor, then a palace, then a tower.
Solved by TehipiteTom (comment #1).

4. The telepaths live in an underground fortress reached through abandoned subway stations.
Solved by TehipiteTom (comment #1).

5. A mountaintop convent in the Indian Himalayas.
Solved by TehipiteTom (comment #2) and Melville one minute later (comment #3).

6. Many of the film’s characters are sleeping on the floor of a New York apartment that belongs to one of them.
HINT: A lesser known film by a famous and highly-regarded director, made in the 21st Century.

7. They live in a town that has the “first mountain in Wales.”
Solved by TehipiteTom (comment #1).

Monday Movie Review: Shaft

Shaft (1971) 7/10
John Shaft (Richard Roundtree) is a super-cool private detective and ladies’ man. He is hired by a black mob boss (Moses Gunn) to find his kidnapped daughter. Quickly he is in the center of a web of competing interests from the cops, the white mob, and a Black Panthers-type group.

It is easy to see why this movie had such a huge effect. It is remarkably well-made, with a powerful sense of immediacy and pacing. The soundtrack is compelling, and the whole thing has a great sense of wit. I expected to find the movie kind of cheesy, to tell you to truth; one of those films more beloved for its idea, for its place in film history, than for its actual quality. But for all its flaws, Shaft holds its own as a film that excites and interests the audience.

There are times, though, when Shaft is overwhelmed by its own posturing. John Shaft must be the coolest, he must know what’s going on at all times, he must be infinitely sexy and sexual, and he must be bombastic enough to lord all this over everyone else on screen.

It’s impossible to discuss Shaft without discussing race. Shaft suffers a little under the weight of its own racial stereotypes. There are certain things, it seems, that a black star must do in a blaxploitation film to prove he is powerful and free of the constraints of racism. It is not enough to overpower the white establishment in the form of the white cops and criminals who just can’t keep up with him. That part is actually very cool; it’s all about Shaft’s power as a man and a person and a hero and specifically as a black man, and it’s extremely entertaining. But he also has to establish dominance over specific groups in ways that are formulaic and not entirely comfortable.

To be this kind of hero, Shaft must bed multiple women, and at least one of those women must be white, and he must treat her badly. He must exert dominance over a Jew, and over a homosexual. Every time I see one of these movies, there is always a subtle or not so subtle hint of both anti-Semitism and homophobia. And it totally feels like that’s a necessary part of the formula. The sexism is not subtle; the women are pawns and dupes, but the real misogyny is reserved for the white woman, who screams curses at Shaft as he leaves. And again, formula. It feels like a checklist of “proofs” that must be fulfilled in the film. These scenes were present even in Badass, a film about blaxploitation, with Adam West playing the object of homophobic scorn. In that film, even the positive Jewish characters are intensely stereotyped and schticky.

None of this makes for comfortable viewing, and if you don’t have the ability to turn off the part of your brain that reacts to that sort of thing, maybe you won’t like the film. But if you’re a film buff, especially a classic film buff, you already watch plenty of movies replete with casual racism and sexism. What’s interesting is that this one, even thirty years later, can seem so different to a white audience. You get used to stereotypes running the way they run, and if they change direction, that feels weird. As a Jewish woman, I reserve the right to be a little disappointed that yet another film genre maintains the anti-woman and anti-Semitic status quo.

Shaft is a strong action movie. It exists in a very specific cultural and historic context, which makes watching it more interesting. But perhaps the best thing about the movie is that it doesn’t depend on that context, and stands on its own.

Sunday Meditation: Garden of Light

Ground and center.

You are going to take a walk through the woods. If you like, you can begin from one of the paths that you found behind your Meditation Cottage a few weeks ago.

As you walk on this lovely green path through the woods, you notice a delightful array of sounds. A breeze moves the leaves in a whisper. Birds sing. Cicadas hum. You can feel the sun through the trees, touching your skin and dappling the path. You walk a long way.

The further you walk, the more that sunlight penetrates through the trees. The path becomes a bit brighter. You notice that you no longer hear sounds. You seem to have come to a place where there are no birds or insects to accompany you. You continue through the bright, silent woods.

You come to a field, and it is full of sunlight. You walk into the field and are dazzled by the brightness and the warmth. The sun is strong on your skin; pleasant but intense. As you walk through the field the sun becomes brighter and brighter, almost blinding. At last you see only a white light, but you continue to walk.

You walk through light. After a while your vision begins to clear. You are in a formal garden, still brightly lit, but utterly different from the natural field you left behind. The garden is beautiful; fragrant with cultivated flowers and herbs, and you see lovely benches here and there. There seems to be music coming from all around you. In the distance is a large gate, but you have no interest in it and do not approach it.

There is someone waiting to meet you in the garden. Who is it? Spend the rest of your meditation in the garden with this person. Stay as long as you like.

When you are ready, leave the garden and enter the field of light. Cross through the blinding sunlight until you again see a field, and then a path into the woods. Walk through the woods, which become greener and then populated with birds and insects, until you reach your entry point. When you are ready, open your eyes.

After this meditation, drink cold water and eat some bread to help you ground.

Twisted Log Cabins

Is there anything more bizarre than the Log Cabin Republicans? Okay, sure, there’s lots more bizarre. Nonetheless, LCR is pretty flipping strange. And despite the fact that they position themselves as a particular kind of Republican, in opposition to the Radical Right and committed to changing the Party from within, their pretzel logic is pretty damn twisty, and hey, that’s got to hurt.

Why do I bring this up? Why, because they’re calling for Larry Craig’s resignation!

In an earlier press release, they explain it this way:

Log Cabin strongly opposes outing. It’s unproductive and distracts people from the real work of convincing more Americans to support equality for gay and lesbian people. It’s not for me to speculate about Senator Craig’s sexual orientation. However it’s clear that whether it’s Jim McGreevey, Ted Haggard, or someone else, life in the closet often leads to destructive, harmful, and reckless behavior.

They want him to resign because he’s in the closet? But they oppose outing? Ooooo-kay.

The fact is, supporting the Republican Party and supporting gay values (equality, freedom from discrimination, ability to marry) is twisted. Not in the vernacular sense, but literally; it twists and turns around. And to choose to commit to being twisted…well, if it isn’t self-hatred, what is it?

Here’s a bit of advice

When getting a baking dish from the bottom rack of the oven, use the hot mitt, not the hot pad.

Ow.