Io Saturnalia!

Promoted from the comments. Thanks Barbs.

What’s this empire coming to? Now they want us to stop greeting people with “Io Saturnalia!? “We have all these different cultures in Rome,? they tell us. “We shouldn’t offend anyone,? they tell us, “We’ve got to be inclusive.?

We’ve got the barbarians from the north with their tree decorations and their fire rituals. And the weirdos from Gaul, cutting mistletoe with a golden sickle. And the Mithraists, the Zoroastrians, the Isis cults, and, of course, those characters who hang out in the catacombs. “Hail, Winter!? we’re supposed to say. I ask you, what next: we lose the feast? We stop the Solstice parties? No more honoring Ops, goddess of abundance?

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What Crappy [Yule] Gift Are You?


You Are a Christmas Sweater!


Over the top, colorful, and totally flashy.
You’re not afraid to be a little tacky.

Doin’ the Meme

Thesaurus Rex says “Do the Meme” is all the fun.

Five Random Facts About Me

1. I have 4 sisters, 2 step-sisters, and 2 sisters-in-law.

2. Must. Watch. ER.

3. I have two titanium screws in my left knee.

4. If you scritch me on the back of the head, you can pretty much have your way with me.

5. I have never seen Sunset Boulevard.

Tom, you’re up!

Longest Night

It’s the Winter Solstice. Longest Night. When Pagans worldwide have stayed up through the night to watch for the dawn.

My friend Pat Monaghan told me she had a group of friends in Alaska whose Solstice ritual would be to save up jokes all year long, and spend all night telling them. I believe alcohol was involved. It’s my favorite Solstice rite (although not one I usually perform).

CensureBush.org

Via Pandagon:

Congressman John Conyers has submitted bills that would censure Bush and Cheney, create a select committee to investigate the Administration’s possible crimes, and make recommendations regarding grounds for impeachment.

The good folks at AfterDowningStreet.org have created CensureBush.org, a clearinghouse for information about this effort.

H.Res.365 would create a select committee to investigate the Administration’s intent to go to war before congressional authorization, manipulation of pre-war intelligence, encouraging and countenancing torture, and retaliating against critics, and to make recommendations regarding grounds for possible impeachment.

H.Res.636 and H.Res.637 would censure, respectively, Bush and Cheney for failing to respond to requests for information concerning allegations that they and others in the Administration misled Congress and the American people regarding the decision to go to war in Iraq, misstated and manipulated intelligence information regarding the justification for the war, countenanced torture and cruel, inhuman, and degrading treatment of persons in Iraq, and permitted inappropriate retaliation against critics of the Administration, for failing to adequately account for certain misstatements they made regarding the war, and – in the case of President Bush – for failing to comply with Executive Order 12958.

Write to your congressperson today!

Contest Winner: The Blog She is Named

The contest is finally over. Ben and CmdrSue are co-winners, and what are their prizes, Johnny? As you suspected, they win the right to have a blog with a cool name listed on their respective blogrolls.

Mine Was an Evil Laugh was the early favorite until Tom discovered it was in use on Live Journal.

Property of a Lady is a short story by Ian Fleming, in which James Bond uncovers a mole within MI6 via a Sotheby’s auction. (The auction is depicted in the movie Octopussy, itself originally a short story title.)

Originally, Arthur thought of Property of a Lady as the name of a band in some fiction he’s writing. I thought it was a terrific name for a band and asked if I could use it as such in some fiction I’m writing. He said sure, but later he felt a little squicky about me using it as a blog title, which is much more public. (And not a band.) So I’m very, very glad he relented and allowed me to steal his very clever idea.

The Winter Holiday

Okay, so there are these folks who think that there’s a War on Christmas. Blah blah. Let’s just call those folks eccentric, okay?

The Winter Solstice is universal. It’s obviously a significant event, and it’s obvious that lots of different religions and traditions have noted that event. And most have marked it with light because, hey. Light. Birth, too, is a common holiday theme, because the Sun is gone, and then it begins really, really smalll, so that’s like being born, so… (one of the things I adore about Paganism is the simplicity).

So despite the rage against “the Holidays,” the fact is, there are an awful lot of holidays this time of year, only one of which is Christian.

Over at Wild Hunt, Jason (somewhat tongue-in-cheek, I think) agrees with Catholic writer Andrew Greely that maybe Christmas should be moved out of the Solstice season. I disagree. I mean, ain’t my holiday, they can do what they want, but I hope they don’t.

When I was a kid, I keenly felt that left out feeling that everyone had a holiday and we didn’t. Then I became a cynical, Christmas-hating, turn-that-damn-music-off teenager, which suited my cynical teenage sensibility.

One day, I shed my cynicism, and noticed the love, the light, the sense of fun. I started digging it. So it was something of a relief to me, after I became Pagan, to discover that a lot of “Christmas” was, in fact, Pagan. That Santa was Pagan, that decorating trees was Pagan, that exchanging gifts was Pagan. I dove right into all those lovely, yummy traditions.

It’s nice to share a holiday with everyone. And as more and more people got on board with the Happy Holidays thing (as they got “PC”), there were more and more people to share with. In recent years, it’s become easier to fling open one’s arms to Christians, to Jews, to Pagans, to New Agers, and even to Atheists, and say “Happy Holiday Season! Enjoy the Longest Night!” Some years, Ramadan and Diwali also fall around the Solstice, and how lovely it is to find that there is a time of year for universal celebration.

Indeed, isn’t that part of the meaning of most of these holidays? Isn’t part of it about the love of the light of the world? And the more inclusive we are with that love, doesn’t that make us more true to the spirit of Christmas/Chanukkah/Solstice/Yule/
Saturnalia/Kwanzaa/Ramadan/Diwali/Festivus? And isn’t that just bloomin’ GREAT?

Today I feel sorry for those strange, eccentric Christmas Warriors, because they are purposely excluding themselves from the love.

Now it’s called Snoopgate

Keep reading. Keep learning. Keep complaining, protesting, writing letters. Being pissed off.

This isn’t something to shrug about. This doesn’t protect us. Don’t, I beg all of us don’t let our civil liberties disappear. Don’t let the rule of law disappear. Don’t allow Bush to replace the Presidency with a dictatorship. A President obeys the Constitution and the law. A dictator is the law. Bush thinks he’s the law (and Gonzalez has said as much). Don’t let him get away with it.

An Extremely Effective Summation

Domestic spying. The usurpation of the Constitution. Berube uses his magic brain to summarize here.

Organic Beliefs Have Fewer Calories

As I posted recently, Arthur and I got into an interesting conversation about Affirmative Action on Tom’s blog that spilled into real life.

The conversation concluded with Arthur saying this:

I don’t think I know anybody with strongly held political beliefs whose positions on numerous issues are as organic as mine. I am perfectly willing to change my position on an issue if the basis of my argument is successfully proven to be wrong. After that dinner, I changed my position on AfAc. Now my biggest complaint about it is that I know a better option is out there, somebody just has to think of it.

Just quoting it, that’s all. Just really damn well-written and smart and my son wrote it. So there you are.