Tom done gone and tagged me with the Bernard Pivot/James Lipton/Actor’s Studio questions meme.
What is your favorite word? Serendipity.
What is your least favorite word? Screw-head. I used to have a different least-favorite word. Then I went to the orthopedic surgeon and asked him about pain and swelling in my knee and he said it was because that was the spot where the screw-heads poked out a little. Instant new least-favorite word.
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Passion and arrogance. I am excited by those who care deeply about something, and have a glorious self-confidence that they are right.
What turns you off? Bad breath. The ultimate dealbreaker.
What is your favorite curse word? Rat bastard. You have to say it right, though.
What sound or noise do you love? When Arthur was small, his laughter was the greatest joy of my life. I would stand outside the living room to listen to him laugh while he watched TV or read.
What sound or noise do you hate? Screaming babies.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? You mean, other than Personal Assistant to Mr. Banderas?
What profession would you not like to do? You know what a honey-dipper is? It’s what they call the guys who empty Porta-potties.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? “There’s someone who’s been waiting for you.”
Update: I’m tagging Arthur, since he says he can’t think what to blog about.
You know what a honey-dipper is?
I would have guessed the person who scrapes the bees off and gets the honey from the hive. So much for my intuition. 🙂
Every time I’m camping and I see those guys, I think “Not me, baby.” 😀
Serendipity is an awesome word, because it combines Serenity, which is a great movie, with dip, which I love to eat with chips. 😉
Tom, you’re an odd guy.