Archive for March 18, 2009

Important information on how to watch a movie

This weekend, I met my son’s girlfriend. But wait, that’s not the information. This sophisticated young lady, who has taken film history classes, had never seen Four Weddings and a Funeral. So that’s what we did. We laughed, we cried, we bitched about Andie MacDowell.

So I taught her my trick. Here’s how it works: You take Four Weddings and a Funeral, and you stand it next to Notting Hill. Then you squint really hard.

The result is Four Weddings and a Funeral, starring Hugh Grant and Julia Roberts. The perfect movie.

Trivia solved crazy fast!

Mostly by Evn:
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Tuesday Trivia: No particular theme

1. “You ruthlessly slept with me twice.”
Solved by Evn (comment #1)

2. Based in part on a real-life incident, the movie’s pinball machine was a pool table in reality.
Solved by Evn (comment #1)

3. River Phoenix was scheduled to appear in this film. The actor who replaced him upon Phoenix’s death donated a large sum from his salary to two of Phoenix’s favorite charities.
Solved by Evn (comment #1)

4. “We knew the girls were really women in disguise, that they understood love, and even death, and that our job was merely to create the noise that seemed to fascinate them.”
Solved by Evn (comment #3)

5. “All radio is dead, which means that these tape recordings I’m making are for the sake of future history – If any.”
Solved by Evn (comment #3)

6. A real-life former Supreme Court Justice plays a Supreme Court Justice in this film.
Solved by Evn (comment #3)

7. “You should have seen the Atlantic Ocean back then.”
TIE: Solved by Melville (comment #2) and Evn (comment #3)

Monday Movie Review: Watchmen

Watchmen (2009) 6/10
In an alternative timeline, it is 1985. Richard Nixon is in the fifth term of his presidency, the world is at the brink of nuclear war, and masked heroes have been made illegal. Most heroes retired, but Rorschach (Jackie Earle Haley) has refused, and continues to function as a vigilante. When The Comedian (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) is killed, Rorschach suspects that someone may be going after “masks;” his efforts to contact other retired heroes sets off a chain of events. Directed by Zack Snyder.

Full disclosure: I’ve read the graphic novel Watchmen maybe four times. Maybe five. I can’t review the movie as-is, I can’t un-read the novel I’ve read, or remove the knowledge of it from my brain. I’m not one of those geeked-out people who can’t abide any deviation from the original: Movies are their own medium, and slavish recreations of books in movie form tend to be soulless and flat. Nonetheless, there’s no way to refrain from comparison, and I won’t try.

It’s possible that Zack Snyder wanted to make a unique movie, using the graphic novel as a jumping-off point, sort of Hitchcock to DuMaurier, but that doesn’t explain his absolute visual commitment to the original, down to specific frames, which makes every change seem deliberate and glaring.

The visual styles, despite this commitment, are very different. Snyder is a slick, pretty storyteller with a lot of whiz-bang. Moore’s story and Gibbons’ illustrations are gritty and hyper-realistic. In the book, the costumes look (as costumes will) a little goofy, and that’s part of the point. In the movie they look gorgeous.

The original is a deeply violent and unsettling work. The film ups the ante on all the violence. In a film struggling to fit in a complex story, where a lot had to be cut out, you have to wonder why every fight is so extended, why the camera lingers (as the comic did not) on dripping gore in scene after scene. I think it’s counter-productive, for example, for Rorschach to tell his “origin” story, which is horrifically violent, after so much film violence that (a) Snyder has to make it even more violent, and (b) its impact is reduced after an hour of numbing horror.

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I’m sick of the economy

Who isn’t?

But seriously, it’s all I hear about. It’s all I read about. The radio has gone to 24-hour-economy. CNN probably has an Economy Logo.

And obviously this is an important story, arguably the most important story right now. But you know what? It’s not the only story.

We’re still at war in two countries, peace has not yet been achieved in Middle East, and the situation in Darfur is still dire. The battle for civil rights continues, reproductive freedom is still being chipped away at, and gay marriage is still not legal in most states. Many Americans lack healthcare, global climate change is an increasing crisis, and there are cute kittens caught in trees right this very moment.

I get it. Economy. But please tell me something else too.

Tuesday Trivia: More actors

I am not feeling good. My brain thinks it’s three a.m. and I shouldn’t be awake. I have no idea why.

Anyway, no damn chance of seven trivia questions, so we’re doing more actor round-robin. It was a lot of fun last week. I’ll start:

An obsessed fan, a boxer, an overprotective father.

The geek at the next table

So I had lunch at Panera, and a guy at the next table is speaking in a deep, rolling Seth Rogen voice which is impossible to ignore, and I take a peek, and he looks a little like Rogen too. He’s replete with geek markers, from his grooming to his clothes to his mannerisms. And yes, I got all that from just a peek (plus verbal mannerisms). He appears to be in his early 30s, but I’m bad at that.

So it becomes clear very quickly that he’s talking about having seen Watchmen. And soon it also becomes clear that he doesn’t know the material. Hasn’t read the graphic novel. Is confused about the basic premise. And I’m thinking, what kind of geek are you? Not a comic book geek. Then he says he doesn’t know the name of the actor playing Rorschach. And I think, not a movie geek.

Then he starts talking about the trailer to the new Terminator movie, which he saw in Watchmen, and he’s got all kinds of details about that. So what is that? Highly specialized Terminator geek? Blow-things-up geek? I’m confused.

Geeks should know Watchmen. Just should.

Monday Movie Review: Hounddog

Hounddog (2007) 7/10
Lewellen (Dakota Fanning) is a poor southern girl in the 1950s, obsessed with Elvis. Her father (David Morse), whom she hates and adores, beats her. Her grandmother (Piper Laurie) preaches to her. The void in her might be filled by singing, or by her father’s new girlfriend (Robin Wright Penn), or not at all.

Moments, it seems, after filming wrapped on Hounddog, word got out that it featured a scene of Dakota Fanning (then 13) being raped. Mired in controversy, the film was unable to find distribution. I’m not sure what the availability is now. I saw it as part of an event at the family shelter where I volunteer.

You can definitely find fault with Hounddog. There are times that the filming is absolutely beautiful, and times when it’s so self-conscious you just want to roll your eyes. There’s a difference between being good with the camera, and showing me you’re good with the camera. Director Deborah Kampmeier doesn’t always know the difference. The plot relies heavily on a Magical Negro, some of the symbolism is as heavy-handed as the camera work, the resolution is painted as a happy ending but clearly isn’t, and I found a real confusion in the sense of place (like, where are they exactly? What state? And where is the concert venue at which Elvis sings, which is so important to the story?).

For all these flaws, Hounddog is a movie worth seeing. It has a clear story to tell, about coming of age, about snakes in the grass, about all the forces in the world lined up to prevent a pretty together girl from becoming a pretty together woman. A lot of the symbolism is effective and compelling, and there’s something effective about the sultry effect of a hot Southern summer; it’s atmospheric and hypnotic. The use of music is excellent; because Lewellen is connecting to herself through Elvis, that’s crucial, but the soundtrack stretches past the obvious.

David Morse always knocks my socks off, he is one of my favorite actors, and he doesn’t disappoint here. He begins as a quietly threatening force, and when an accident changes him, he is persuasive in that role as well. Dakota Fanning is a striking young actress; she has some of the natural power of Jodie Foster at that age. In fact, the whole cast is remarkable.

And what of the rape? There is nothing explicit shown; no underage nudity, although you may have otherwise, and no prurience. This story is Lewellen’s, and the experience is hers. It’s painful to watch, but it’s a pivotal crisis and the story can’t be told without it.

Dinners you only eat alone

The other night, I had for dinner:
Kale chips
Leeks
Chicken liver

It was so good. So good. But no one would eat this with me. Making crazyass meals like this is one of the real joys of living alone.

Kale chips I got from a commenter at Shapely Prose. Oh gods the goodness. My leeks I got more or less from Fanny Farmer, which is my favorite cookbook. Possibly my favorite book. The whole meal is a hearty iron & minerals extravaganza.

Kale chips
Kale, drizzled in olive oil
Spread on a cookie sheet, bake 20 minutes at 350 degrees.

That’s all there is to it as received, but I’ll add that the kale should be chopped into small, bite-sized pieces, and, rather than drizzle, I’d drizzle then toss. Otherwise, you get little pools of oil and little dry spots. A thorough tossing so there’s a very light even coating makes them perfect.

Sautéed leeks
2 leeks, cut into thick coins
1 large clove garlic, smashed
About 1/2 cup chicken broth

Sauté the garlic in olive oil for about 2 minutes, then add the leeks. Cook about 5 minutes, stirring occasionally.

Add chicken broth, cover, cook over medium flame about five minutes. Uncover and cook another five minutes.

So good!

Chicken liver
2 livers, washed and patted dry
Sauté until really really done.

Happiness!

I know, you hate liver. You probably hate kale. And you’re iffy about the whole leek thing. That’s the point. This is Deborah Eats Alone The Hell With You food. And it is such a delight to be able to indulge in it.

Heard on the BBC news

The Palestinians want Secretary of State Clinton “to pressurize the Israelis…to rebuilding the West Bank.”

Seriously? Not “pressure” to “rebuild”? Is there some form of Tourette’s that causes the forced injection of extra syllables?

Just wondering.