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Tuesday Trivia: Robberies, heists, and crooked schemes

1. “Cute as a pail full of kittens.”
Solved by Daven (comment #10).

2. Made for TV movie starring a James Bond and someone killed off in the pilot of a popular current TV show.
Solved by Roberta (comment #5).

3. Stopping to watch a pretty girl dance to a juke box proves his undoing.
Solved by Melville (comment #1).

4. This movie co-stars two men who played the same character in a movie and its sequel. This is the only movie in which they both appear.
Solved by Melville (comment #2).

5. A small, pampered dog causes an airport baggage cart driver to swerve.
Solved by Tom Hilton (comment #3).

6. 1st Man: “Why do they always paint hallways that color?”
2nd Man: “They say taupe is very soothing.”
Solved by Tom Hilton (comment #4).

7. “I made a cardinal rule: never to answer the phone in December.”
Solved by Evn (comment #8).

Monday Movie Review: Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead

Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead (2007) 9/10
Hank (Ethan Hawke) and Andy (Philip Seymour Hoffman) are brothers. For their own reasons, each is desperate for money. Together they decide to commit the perfect crime—rob their parents’ small suburban jewelry store. As things fall apart, the brothers become increasingly desperate, and more and more of their motivations and characters are revealed. Directed by Sidney Lumet.

Nowadays, movie fans are obsessive about continuity and plot holes. I honestly don’t think Hitchcock would get the raves today he got in his heyday, because people would walk out of the theater griping. “That’d never happen!” “Why didn’t he…?” “Police procedure would require…” Yada yada yada. So let’s start out by saying that Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead has plot holes. Some of them are problematic, and detract from the enjoyment of the film. But BtDKYD is also a brilliant movie, and you shouldn’t let a few details get in the way of your experience.

I bring this up because BtDKYD is a heist movie, and a heist movie demands more attention to plot construction than, say, a romance. This week I also watched The Killing, another heist movie in which everything falls apart. But The Killing is flawlessly constructed. None of the heist movies that I love (and I love many) have glaring plot holes; good construction is important to the genre.

But is BtDKYD really a heist movie? One could argue that it is a noir, a family story, or a character study. The heist guides us into an examination of complex and difficult people. We learn more about them, hating them more and more as the film goes on, yet paradoxically caring more and more about what happens to them.

Hank is a loser. Everything about him screams it: His ill-fitting, cheap clothes, his cheesy mustache, his sad-sack expression. He allows himself to be brow-beaten by his older brother, and it’s clear he’s been doing so his whole life. Hank is clearly the charmer of the family, perhaps taking after his mother’s clear-eyed beauty (she is played with great dignity by Rosemary Harris). He is the pampered, beautiful baby, getting by on looks where common sense and brains are lacking. Andy, on the other hand, is shrewd and calculating, apparently his father’s son (and Albert Finney is a good choice, physically, to play Hoffman’s father).

Wonderful cast, right? I have been complaining lately about the unworldly beauty of every single person you see on a large or small screen. The real faces and ages of actors are disappearing. But not only do the people in this cast have real character, they are allowed to age. Hoffman’s wife is played by Marisa Tomei, who is actually three years older than him. When was the last time that happened in a movie?

Lumet is a master of knowing where to place a camera and what to do with it once he gets it there. There are amazing things done with color and light in this film. In a disturbing scene, Andy begins to reveal himself in the most inappropriate way, as a white background is replaced by red. The suburban stripmall that houses the jewelry store is as ordinary as a home movie. Hank’s cheap apartment is washed in the colors of dirt.

There is something in BtDKYD about wasted lives, about how we keep being the assholes we are, and about how we can spin that so it gets worse and worse and worse. Andy and Hank are assholes, no doubt. They are shitty husbands, dishonest sons, crooks, theives, and not even good brothers. But we relate to them because they look at the mess their lives are in and long to get out, and they look to their own family to help them. It won’t work, of course, but the insanity of the longing is compelling.

Thanksgiving Food Porn

A photo journal of a fabulous meal:

Setting the table
The table is mostly set when we arrive

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Solutions to Nameless Trivia

More hints than usual, but we’re all solved now.

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Mohinder and Me

Speaking of co-workers, one of our consultants is very handsome. Very handsome. In a Mohinder Suresh kind of way.

A few weeks ago, I started to realize that Mohinder has kind of a crush on me. Always laughs when I make a little aside in a meeting, always gives me a big, cheery hello in the mornings, always big beautiful eyes and a dazzling smile. It just feels like he’s paying extra attention to me.

At the same time, I keep telling myself, that’s how beautiful people make you feel. That’s what their power is. When you have those eyes and that smile, everyone feels like it’s especially dazzling when pointed at them.

But still.

(Oh my GODS he just did it again. “Hi Deb.” Big smile. Raised eyebrows. Eye contact. Oh. My. Gods.)

I’ve been working late for days and days. Hell of a project. Here every night until seven. And the other night, around 6:45 or so, Mohinder comes up to me and offers me an apple and a granola bar. Because I’m working late. And he’s concerned. With big eyes and a sweet face. And again I say: Oh my Gods.

So I tell this story to Arthur and he’s all “Go for it!” But, but, but…What does go for it even mean in this context? He’s fifteen years younger than me, he’s from a very different culture, he’s a co-worker, he lives in a rooming house owned by his consulting company, with six other Indian consultants. Go for it? I’m stumped to even define “it.”

Still. Mohinder. Wow.

Hints are up

Trivia has hints for the three remaining questions.

Tuesday Trivia: The Nameless

1. His character is sometimes referred to by reviewers as “Jack” because of medical literature he reads.
Hint: “I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.”
Solved by Evn (comment #21).

2. His character is referred to only by the instrument he plays, which is referenced as initials in the credits.
Solved by Melville (comment #2).

3. His character is referred to only by a foul insult, which is referenced as initials in the credits.
Hint: Of the foul nickname, the character played by Jack Black says “It’s a name that’s going to stick.”
Solved by Roberta (comment #28).

4. She is never named on-screen, even during her own wedding, but she is given a first name in the credits; film fans sometimes refer to her by first and last name, using the name from the novel.
Hint: Two Japanese actresses have important roles in this film. After filming began, they traded roles, because our (now nameless) actress didn’t speak English well enough to master her original role. These two actresses also appeared together the year before in a comedy by a very well-known director.
Solved by Roberta (comment #26).

5. She is referred to only as Mrs., never by a first name, although her husband’s previous wife is referred to by first name.
Solved by Roberta (comment #1).

6. It makes sense that this character is nameless; she is primarily the main character’s fantasy—even though she’s real, her role in the film is to be what he imagines a beautiful temptation to adultery should be like.
Solved by Melville (comment #2).

7. This character is nameless in her first movie, but not in its sequel. In the several instances of her name being spoken in the first movie, it is bleeped out.
Solved by Hazel (comment #3).

Apparently Women Don’t Know Anything About Dieting

I listen to news radio in the morning. Traffic, weather, you know. So from time to time I hear some outrageously stupid reporting.

Like this story on younger women dying of heart disease.

Heart experts aren’t sure what went wrong, but they think increasing rates of obesity and other risk factors are to blame.

The doctor interviewed on the radio suggested that perhaps women weren’t as aware of the risks, and weren’t paying as much attention to their diets.

Women. Weren’t paying as much attention. To their diets.

::headdesk::

Raise your hand if you think that could possibly be true. Anyone? Bueller?

Women pay constant attention to their diet. It’s unusual and remarkable for a woman not to pay attention to her diet.

Waaaaaay at the bottom of the article, there’s one smart statement:

The fact the male rate didn’t worsen may indicate doctors are more likely to suspect heart disease in men that age than in women, said the CDC’s Dr. Earl Ford, a study co-author.

Ya think? Ya think that maybe the fact that most women don’t even know that heart attack symptoms are different for women than for men. Because we aren’t educated. Because male symptoms are “person” symptoms. Because men are the default person. You know.

Or, it might be that too much dieting is causing the problem. There are cardiovascular risks to yo-yo dieting. Or it might be, um…anything other than women aren’t paying enough attention to their diets. Because really, that’s the stupidest thing I will hear today.

Glitter

Saturday I went to a birthday/costume party. Dressed as a fairy. So there was glitter involved.

Monday morning I arrive at work and someone says “There’s glitter in your hair.” Monday. Two days later.

Oy.

Then another person remarks on the glitter. Then another. My credibility is clearly shot. So anyway, I’m talking to the third person, and we’re joking around about it, and she says something about ‘What’s in that stuff, anyway?’ (Because it’s in my hair, eyebrows, bathroom sink…she figures probably my lungs as well.) And I said, ‘I dunno, probably carcinogens.’

And what it came down to was this: You know why you never see elderly fairies? That’s right. It’s the glitter. Fairy Lung.

Fair warning

Trivia tomorrow will be at 3 pm Eastern time.