I offer the following Starwood 2006 quotes without comment:
“Get your sleeve out of my grog.”
“The Cosmopolitan in my crotch was also your fault!”
“You hardly ever see a bar full of pirates.”
“I’m not hiking all the way down to the Time Machine.”
“Don’t quote me on anything. My ass is really wet and I’m tired.”
“Giant sky-enflaming fireballs.”
“Thank God for that man in the boa!”
“I’m so tired of seeing penises.”
“Undies on the table are right out!”
“Help me adjust my loincloth.”
“I’m not speaking after sundown, I’m just making cat noises.”
“After enough Starwood, women in clothes look sexy.”
can I get a blessed be, sister……..;)
Glad your trip was unventful & Thanks for meeting up with us! I will get pics developed soon & sent to you.
uneventful.
Unventful would probably have something to do with not having AC in the car…..
I still can’t believe I was wearing a loincloth… hmmmm
We could have taken that lone viking at the bar too!! ARRRRG
I totally wanted to take the viking. He didn’t have a chance!
the pirates woosed out, we just should have flashed our Capital One cards
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