Fun With Language: Bovine Edition

Today’s funnest sentence ever:

Never caress a calf.

Give a precise blow to the muzzle of the cow in the event of absolute need, is also darn fine.

7 comments

  1. Roberta says:

    I really thought it referred to your leg. Like if you get a charley horse.

  2. deblipp says:

    Which makes the muzzle simply bafflnig.

  3. Amy says:

    “Walkers panic when confronted by cattle”? Really?

    See, vegetarians wouldn’t have that problem…

  4. deblipp says:

    LOL!

  5. Evn says:

    Speaking as a vegetarian, I can safely say that I do not panic when confronted by cattle, although I do get a little twitchy. If they’re not prey, they’re competition. Hoofs off my cheese fries.

  6. deblipp says:

    Cattle. Cheese fries. Can’t POSSIBLY be kosher.