Archive for January 31, 2007

Another one-hint week

Hint added for one item on this week’s trivia.

What Greek God Are You?


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Another Oscar update

My score keeps climbing. Saw The Devil Wears Prada tonight, which was so not worth it, but it did up my numbers to 5/15 major nominations, 8/45 nominations for all full-length films.

Gotta say, it’s a crime that Streep can be nominated for that, in the same year she did Prairie Home Companion. I mean, wonderful in both, but still.

Tuesday Trivia Time: 1/30

Today’s theme: Covert activities

1. Hiding the dead woman’s umbrella in the couch cushions.
Hint: The person who hid the umbrella was played by a child actor who successfully made the transition to adult star.

2. Breaking into the “Temple of Diana” through the roof.
Solved by Tom (comment #9).

3. Sneaking into the English mansion through a window, in collusion with the creepy housekeeper.
Solved by George (comment #23).

4. Breaking into San Francisco City Hall to find plans of an old mine.
Solved by Proteus (comment #28).

5. Peeking into her husband’s fishing tackle box, to find it unused.
Solved by Christopher (comment 3).

6. Switching shopping bags in a dressing room in order to scam government agents.
Solved by Ken (comment 6).

7. Slipping a death row prisoner out, just for one evening, to help the warden’s wife.
Solved by Daven (comment 1).

Monday Movie Review: Little Miss Sunshine

Little Miss Sunshine (2006) 10/10
Seven year-old Olive (Abigail Breslin) dreams of winning a beauty contest. When she gets the opportunity to enter the Little Miss Sunshine contest, the entire dysfunctional family piles into the old van to get her there.

(This is a continuation of a conversation between oddjob and myself in comments, and also draws on a really good conversation I had this evening with my step-sister Victoria.)

In every blurb and write-up about Little Miss Sunshine, the family is referred to as dysfunctional. Which is some sort of shorthand for kooky and unhappy. Looking back, I’m not actually 100% sure that they are all that dysfunctional, except for Uncle Frank (Steve Carell), who recently attempted suicide. That’s dysfunctional. The father (Greg Kinnear) can’t get his career as a motivational speaker off the ground. His “motivation” is kind of mean-spirited, and his family doesn’t let him get away with much of it. Which makes him kind of a failure and kind of a bastard, and a little clueless, but I’m not sure I’d use the word “dysfunctional” for him. The mom (Toni Collette) is overwhelmed by her family and her life, and angry that her husband isn’t bringing in any money. Which makes her very, very normal.

Overall I think these people are a little sad, a little offbeat, and very touching. They are not hurting each other except in the small ordinary ways that people can’t help. I’m just realizing this now, but maybe what I liked so much about Little Miss Sunshine is the family isn’t all that dysfunctional. The preview would have you believe that Grandpa (Alan Arkin) is creepy and that the family is insane, but he’s not and they’re not.

Olive wants to be in a beauty contest, but bizarrely, and delightfully, she is unaware that she’s kind of fat (the actress wears a fat suit). She is utterly unsuited for the beauty contest that is the world, as is the rest of this family. (Which, again, doesn’t make them dysfunctional). “Life,” Dwayne (Paul Dano, who is my favorite part of the movie) tells us, “Is one fucking beauty contest after another.” And these people will persist in not winning beauty contests. Of course, beauty contests are insane, and this movie makes the best case since King of Hearts that the asylum is the world and the inmates are the ones who’ve noticed.

What worries me about Little Miss Sunshine is that people are laughing at how nutty the Hoover family is, and maybe I’m the only one who is actually moved by them. Everyone sold me this movie as a comedy, and yes, it’s funny in parts. Some good slapstick, some witty lines, some flat-out enjoyable silliness. But I’ve come away from it thinking, not giggling.

Sunday Meditation: Learning to Meditate Part II

Continuing from where we left off last week.

In a comfortable position, ground and center.

Return to the image from the first exercise, the tree or bonfire or whatever it is. Select a part of it to focus on. For the tree, you can focus on keeping a single tree in your mind’s eye. Or you can zoom in and focus on a leaf.

Your task now is to stay with the leaf (or whatever you have selected) for the entire meditation. If you wander away, gently come back. If you feel yourself struggling, return to the ‘wandering about the tree’ imagery of the first exercise, and gradually ease yourself back to the single image.

Never blame yourself if your mind wanders. You aren’t wrong or a bad meditator. It is a natural part of meditation to occasionally “lose it.” Just as you can sometimes be driving and look away from the road for a moment, and then look back, you can sometimes look away from meditation for a moment. Gently return your inner gaze to your meditation object.

Stay with the leaf for the full meditation period, setting extraneous thoughts aside. When you finish meditating, take a deep breath and allow yourself to return to ordinary consciousness.

Archeological Evidence for the Ramayana

Here’s an interesting story sent to me by my friend Barbara:

NASA Images Discover Ancient Bridge between India and Sri Lanka
Space images taken by NASA reveal a mysterious ancient bridge in the Palk Strait between India and Sri Lanka. The recently discovered bridge currently named as Adam’s Bridge is made of chain of shoals, c.18 mi (30 km) long.The bridge’s unique curvature and composition by age reveals that it is man made. The legends as well as Archeological studies reveal that the first signs of human inhabitants in Sri Lanka date back to the a primitive age, about 1,750,000 years ago and the bridge’s age is also almost equivalent.

In [the Ramayana], there is a mentioning about a bridge, which was built between Rameshwaram (India) and Srilankan coast under the supervision of a dynamic and invincible figure called Rama who is supposed to be the incarnation of the supreme.

I find this incomparably cool. For Hindus, this is the equivalent of discovering archeological evidence of Noah’s ark or of the parting of the Red Sea.

When I read a translation of the Ramayana, the story of building a bridge to Sri Lanka really struck me. I wondered if it might be based on history, but it seemed so implausible. I mean, 18 miles long! Yet there it is.

Another radio appearance tonight!

Listen to me discuss James Bond on the Gary O’Brien show, WDWS-AM in Central Illionois at 4:15 Central Time.

Score update

Saw Little Miss Sunshine last night. So now it’s 4/15 major nominations, 7/45 nominations of any length film.

I am rocking this.

Friday Catblogging: Catch the Mouse

We like mice on sticks. Well, mice on strings which are on sticks. So you can swing the mouse over the room. Causing the Mad Feline Scramble.™

Mingo is mildly interested, as long as he doesn’t have to get up
Not all THAT interested
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